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Joke of the Day

"Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder."

"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"

"Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany... but they still called him Herr Jordan."

"Considering I'm broke, I wonder if she'll let me be her sugar-free daddy."

"A big thank you to whoever spraypainted ""KARATE"" on the side of my truck. Cops are scared to give me tickets now."

"Coworkers What's the difference between a brown nose and a shit head? Depth perception."

"Santorum I thought he didn't believe in pulling out?"

"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"

"How do you show a Muslim Girl you're into her? You pull your Dick Out for Haram Bae"

"How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"