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Joke of the Day

"My Mum laughed at me when I said I was building a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"

"So I got a piece of ass this morning... my finger slipped through the paper."

"Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake."

"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."

"Your ignorance might be bliss for you but it's giving those of us with a brain a headache."

"My friend bored me when talking about Latin... they had discussed it ad nauseam."

"I'd make jokes about midgets, but that would be little of me."

"His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them ""second class male !"""

"The year is 42069. We've stopped changing the date, it's just always the year 42069 and people spell their names with emojis. It's awesome."

"What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside? A coconut!"