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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of an antijoke? An unclejoke"
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"You know what's a weird Irish name? Patty O'furniture."
"What's the ugliest tree in the world? Yew"
"you know the joke of the pearldiver? blub blub gone he is"
"Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat."
"*at Thanksgiving dinner* Me: One of you is eating poison green bean casserole. Everyone: *gasp* Me: Just kidding you all are."
"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"What do you call really mean grass? *Agrassive*"
"Text abbreviations date back to the days of the telegraph with common shorthand like DFMWOL for ""Dying From Musket Wound Out Loud."""
"I like my women...... I like my women like I like my coffee....... Ground up and in the freezer."