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Joke of the Day

"The reverse gear on our car stopped working, so my wife and I took it to a garage. Moving forward we should be fine."

"Police officer: what'd you take, you're sweating, shaking and going crazy.... Perp: nothing sir, just searching for The Lord!"

"I read murder mystery books starting from the middle. I like the double sided suspense that builds up."

"Yo mama so fat Her shirt size has more x's than a 12 Year olds gamertag"

"Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles"

"What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader."

"Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless the question is ""What are you gonna do this weekend, Pauly?"""

"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"

"Coworkers: Zack, you should come to a hookah bar with us! Me: Why? Who's celebrating their 12th birthday?"

"How do you make a good pun? You use a great PUNchline."