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Joke of the Day
"Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas."
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"When someone spaces out their ""ha ha ha's"" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice"
"What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s? The ""I've got this Covered"" Waggon"
"A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story"
"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."
"my wife laughed at me when i told her i was going to make a car out of spaghetti She wasn't laughing when i drove pasta."
"Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon."
"Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing."
"Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, ""Where did I meet these crazy people?"" But then I think ""What would I do without them?"""
"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."