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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages? It has the wurst ratings."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool "

"Reeva Steenkamp deserved to be shot she shouldn't have been using the disabled toilet. Jimmy Carr."

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?"

"A roofer is working on a house and falls through the ceiling and the people on the inside say, ""nice of you to drop in."""

"I haven't been doing so well at the poop assembly line... My manager said if I don't pull my shit together soon I'll be fired."

"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."

"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"

"Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed."

"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."