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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages? It has the wurst ratings."

"I tried smoking mushrooms today.. ..but the pizza sauce kept putting the lighter out."

"I was going to view the front page But I had already reddit"

"A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate."

"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."

"I hate how there's virgin olive oil and there's extra virgin olive oil. There was either a dick in it or there wasn't. There's no such thing as extra lack of penis."

"I can't cook with spices right now... ...I just don't have the thyme."

"Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well."

"Hipster sushi restaurants only serve eye rolls."

"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."