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Joke of the Day

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."

"To determine how safe a neighborhood is, divide the number of white women carrying yoga mats by the number of signs saying 'Checks Cashed'"

"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"

"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side"

"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"

"Whats hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before.... A Key"

"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"

"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Orange Juice made from concentrate"

"Fucking customer keeps calling & asking for a quote even though I keep telling him I'm not an inspirational mother fucker."