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Joke of the Day

"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."

"I hate to tell patients that they've become physically mute... They're always speechless."

"""Your place or mine?"" ""But, sir, I just met you. What makes you think I would be interested?"" ""Lady, let's be honest - why else would a 35-year-old woman be at carburettor exhibition?"""

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try anal She said 'Sure' and then put her finger in my butt."

"If humans can grow up to 8 feet... Why do I only ever see them with 2?"

"I was hanging out with some lesbians... Yes, I do have a penis. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you."

"I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb"

"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"

"Not really a joke Girl dyed her hair red, I asked ""does the carpet match the drapes? She said, no; ""Waxed hardwood floor"""

"The designer of the generic ""Advice Animals"" font changed the internet. One might say he made quite an impact."