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Joke of the Day

"A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate."

"My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did."

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"

"Hear about that Saudi girl? Sunnibody try to kill her, but Shiite"

"I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing."

"for a guy named Health Ledger he was not keeping track of his health very well."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite holiday? Cinco De Porto!"

"Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan"

"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"

"Why are there no female serial killers? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."