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"I can't cook with spices right now... ...I just don't have the thyme."
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"Politics informs every aspect of my life. It affects how much money I have, how I spend it, and my work itself. Sorry, not politics. Pokemon"
"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performance on a scale of 1-10, last night we tried anal she kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar. They get shitfaced."
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"My mother always told me if you have nothing nice to say join 4chan"
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"What is ET short for? So he can fit in the spaceship."