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Joke of the Day

"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a convicted felon and it is clear that prison life wasn't easy on him. It doesn't help that Six is, naturally, a little timid."

"Poor Luigi when his parents were all, ""This is Mario, we also call him 'Super Mario'. And this Luigi, we also call him 'Player 2'."

"I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."""

"Ladders causes more accidents in homes than guns That's why I have 10 guns, incase some psycho tries to sneak in a ladder. Gravity Falls has the best jokes."

"Samsung But what did Sam sing?!"

"I have a UPS joke Sorry it was delivered it to your landlord's off property leasing office ten miles down the road."

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through an alley last night? One was a salted."

"Did you hear about a guy who was beaten with a marijuana joint? He suffered blunt force trauma"

"Life is like a shit sandwich... The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat."