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Joke of the Day
"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."
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"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch."
"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."
"My girlfriend told me to wash my willy I said no, it was the only way for me to make her gag"
"(Entire joke within) Made you look."
"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."
"Things presently more popular than Congress: - shingles - those annoying stickers they put on apples - tofurkey - bone fractures - road ham"
"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."
"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. ""Cool, where'd you get that?"" says the bartender. ""Africa"", replies the parrot. ""They're all over the place."""
"Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!"