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Joke of the Day
"The oral sex with my imaginary girlfriend is mind-blowing."
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"What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan? A spec-tator!"
"How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde? When you can pull the pin and throw it back"
"You have to love a boss with a sense of humor. Mine just sent me a 7am meeting notice on Outlook and I've never laughed so hard..."
"A spic and a nigger are falling from the top of the empire states building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares?"
"TERRIBLE INVENTION PITCH: decaf Red Bull"
"What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup."
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
"There is a 'you can kill them if you catch them within a minute' rule on people who wake you up. EVERYONE knows that. *sharpening knife*"