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Joke of the Day
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business."
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"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? Barack Obama's Tie"
"What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body.... Keep going! She has flu symptoms!"
"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"
"What is the legendary chemical? HO-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)"
"Meanwhile, in mid-2015 A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer are arguing in a bar over who looks like a huger idiot."
"teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to second and 5 to last bench girl then what will be left for you reply : three new girl friends"
"What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song? MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way."
"is it considered a threesome if i jack off with both hands?"
"By all means, get married. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."