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Joke of the Day

"If you play the ""Strawberry Fields Forever"" record backwards, you can quietly hear your roommate saying, ""Get a job, Megan."""

"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."

"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to be eating me!"

"1900: Let's filter coffee. 1950: We need to filter cigarettes. 1970: We should really filter water. 2015: I want to filter my face."

"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"I heard if you fuck a horse... Your back to the future!"

"what do you call it when 3 muppets have sex together? - Mena Menage a trois"

"Wifi was down so had to talk to my gf. She seems nice."