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Joke of the Day

"if you haven't been called a racist on the internet you haven't been using the internet"

"A homosexual, a Pedophile and a Priest walk into a bar The bartender asked him what he would like to drink."

"My sex party was a big disappointment... Nobody came."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."

"I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I've never signed up at the gym in January."

"If 40 is the new 20, does that mean 20 is the new 10, and if so, do I need to delete these photos off my phone?"

"If you're a copyright attorney and your slogan isn't ""Carpe TM,"" go fuck yourself."

"Girls and guys Q. Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning? A. Because they don't have balls to itch."

"What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can't fuck a rock ..."

"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."