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Joke of the Day

"Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold! My contribution: ""Auschwitz"" air freshener."

"*Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble."

"What do you call a Mexican fist-fighting with a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator"

"A man was recently arrested For having sex with a van. You can say he's... vansexual."

"What do blind trains read? Raile!"

"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""

"What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy"

"Boss: ""you're fired"" Me: ""I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree"""

"I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer."

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