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Joke of the Day

"me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins"

"One liners Come on /r/jokes, what are your favourite one liners, here's mine: I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!"

"Why is a woman like a KFC? After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Bae: Are you coming over? Me: Yes, I'm coming over. - Me and Bae having CB Radio sex"

"Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj"

"Just got my drivers license and I'm already getting compliments! Someone left a note on my car which said ""Parking fine!"" I was so happy :)"

"Yo mama's so fat When she backed up her pictures to iCloud, the entire sky fell."

"""Oh love what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"" she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. ""I don't know but I promise I'll never do it again."""

"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date it went OK"

"How did the bird get his bluetooth to work? He had to parrot."