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Joke of the Day

"If you masturbate on an plane, is it ""hi-jacking""?"

"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."

"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a couple of days off."

"Babe Ruth Walks Into a Bar Bartender says ""Why the Long Balls?"

"I Am a spy who has worked for the Mossad the last 23 years. Ask Me Nothing."

"What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch? Namaste"

"Sometimes I zone out and forget what I'm supposed to be doing, and then I remember and take a drink of my beer."

"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."

"""Grandma why don't you drink tea anymore?"" ""I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."""

"The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls."