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Joke of the Day
"I Am a spy who has worked for the Mossad the last 23 years. Ask Me Nothing."
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"In every soap opera we've ever watched, we are taught that running away and leaving doesn't solve our problems Didn't stop the Brits from trying"
"All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6."
"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"
"Talk shit about Billy Joel to me & you'll get BLOCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCKED. You oughta know by now."
"Why won't you read this joke? Cause you've already reddit!"
"I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look"
"How to taste wine: 1. Slosh. 2. Smell. 3. Slosh. 4. Place ear over glass to hear the flavor. 5. Write short historical fiction starring wine"
"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."
"When you're accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don't reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago."