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Joke of the Day
"What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch? Namaste"
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"Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say ""I could've done that."""
"conjunctivitis.com Now that's a sight for sore eyes."
"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!"
"BREAKING NEWS Ne ws"
"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"
"What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger? Ground beef"
"A man walked into a bar... He said ""Ow"""
"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"
"The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees The man will start unzipping"