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Joke of the Day

"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."

"The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away"

"Why were the 2 in love melons upset? Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)"

"I can guess how many times you've had sex... 0! about 99% of you guys just had your minds *blown*"

"How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive? One terrorbyte."

"Why did the moth go into the dentist's office? The light was on."

"You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'"

"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"The contestants on Jeopardy are always asking the stupidest questions. ""What is bronze?"" Read a book, you dummies."

"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."