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Joke of the Day
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."
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"A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure"
"What do you call a fat chemistry professor? A significant figure."
"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2."
"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"
"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"
"Well hello, ""Party-Size"" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests."
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