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Joke of the Day
"Well hello, ""Party-Size"" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests."
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"What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them."
"Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!"
"What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar? A dollar"
"Pizza. It's what separates us from the animals."
"What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election? They though it was Riel funny!"
"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"
"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."
"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"
"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"