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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated."

"""Mom, I'm here to make your boobs big."" - smiling 3 yr old comes out of garage with a bike pump."

"If I had to list one thing I'm truly outstanding at I think it would be ripping open resealable bags so they are no longer sealable."

"Men who enjoy making their girlfriends jealous, good luck dealing with the crazy psycho you created."

"Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn't be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn't waste thousands of them in the '80s throwing them at Mario."

"Life without you is like FACEBOOK without friends, YOUTUBE without videos and GOOGLE with no results..."

"At the grocery store, buying 6 of the same item Cashier: Are these good? Me: No. I'm buying all of them just to save others from suffering"

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."

"Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken"