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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"My teenage daughter is TRYING to say, ""I miss you dad, please take me fishing."" But it keeps coming out like, ""Hey, can I have $20 dollars."""

"Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers."

"I always hate going to my Rastafarian friends house its dreadful"

"A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you'll hear me say 'please don't eat me' ......aaaand send"

"Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit? Left Hook."

"Francois Hollande."

"my dogs in jail.. for watching kitty porn"

"What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor"

"Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk."