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Joke of the Day

"Why Can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes, you can get rid of cancer."

"Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL."

"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"

"Why did the train kill people? It had a loco-motive."

"How does Donald Trump start his favorite joke? Two Corinthians walk into a bar..."

"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."

"I went to a military history exhibit at a museum in Little Italy. I saw a cool old German submarine. I walked up to a guy and said, ""Hey, is that a U-boat?"" He said, ""No, it's-a the museum's!"""

"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."

"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where the cucumber goes."