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Joke of the Day

"Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL."

"Last night my girlfriend kept shouting someone's name while we were having sex. I never met anyone named ""Rape"" though."

"Why does bread not have eyebrows? Because it's bread."

"Wanna hear a story about a ghost? That's the spirit."

"How ""thoughts of suicide"" became an acceptable drug side effect: ""How do you feel?"" ""I kind of want to kill myself."" ""Ok."""

"Interviewer: Your resume only has ""Mad"" under ""Skills"" Me: Yeah boyee Interviewer: *tears up* You're just what we need. Welcome to Subway."

"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."

"I'm all ""class"". The first two letters really aren't necessary."

"Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from."

"A guy's dick is so small... that he has to pay his girlfriend for babysitting every time they have sex. feel free to make this joke better..."