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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where the cucumber goes."
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"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But don't ask me how they got in there."
"What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes? We saw that same joke two days ago"
"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""
"For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don't get her a bathroom scale. Nope."
"My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said ""Looks like you won the pottery lottery!"" Now everyone is mad at me."
"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""
"How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer."
"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."
"What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? Needle them"