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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump start his favorite joke? Two Corinthians walk into a bar..."

"What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back? (_) ( _)>- (_) A Reptile Dysfunction."

"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."

"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"

"Anal sex is like your first car.. You dont want it but your dad gives it to you anyway."

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You cant fit a prostitute in a bowling ball"

"Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly."

"Is the bakery hiring? Cause I think I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by."

"What has 3 balls and flies through space E.T the Extra Testicle I know this was awful I'm sorry"

"It sucks to be a dick.. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."