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Joke of the Day

"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."

"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"

"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"

"You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood."

"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"

"My wife claims that I treat one of our kids unfairly. ""Which one?"" I replied, ""Chris Jr, or the girl one?"""

"The Special Olympics is like Nascar. You're not watching it for the race..."

"I will give you reddit gold if you dont read this."

"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."