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Joke of the Day

"Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader? [removed]"

"[Nsfw] What's the difference between a dead baby and a cantaloupe? I don't fuck a cantaloupe before I eat it."

"I never would've noticed that you removed me as a friend, until you tried to add me back."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"If you put me on hold and you come back while I am audibly pooping, that's on you."

"Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule."

"If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?"

"I replaced the spare tire in my car with a box of wine. I've no idea how to change a tire, & I bet I'll need a drink as I wait for a ride."

"My girlfriend told me she's going to break up with me if I don't stop with these nosebleeds... So I tell her ""Hey, if you can find better tickets, YOU look for them!"""