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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
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"[5 minutes after being trapped in an elevator] Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine"
"Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds."
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Syd"" ""Syd who?"" ""Dys Leiax"""
"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"
"What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews? /r/news"
"Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India, someone told them winner has to speak English on live television."
"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The Bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."