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Joke of the Day

"I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life."

"I had a job interview yesterday, I poured myself a glass of water and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%."""

"Is your body from McDonalds? Why because you are loving it.... No ...because its fat and greasy."

"If we replace all ""Chuck Norris"" jokes with Kim Jung Un.... We could write the North Korean Official Website."

"Donald Trump is going to outlaw shredded cheese. He's gonna make America grate again."

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback"

"My dyslexic friend is getting married! I'm a groomsman, but a dog is my friend's best man."

"Sometimes when my family is especially ungrateful, I don't wash the vegetables when I make their salads."

"'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"After being an atheist for so long, I am now a catholic. Idk. I just really like cats"