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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is going to outlaw shredded cheese. He's gonna make America grate again."
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"A teacher asked her students to use the word ""beans"" in a sentence... ""My father grows beans,"" said one girl. ""My mother cooks beans,"" said a boy. A third student spoke up, ""We are all human beans."""
"I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other."
"I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef"
"668 The neighbour of the beast."
"A doctor, an Englishman, a lawyer, an Irishman, a priest, a Scotsman, a cop, a midget, a fireman and a blonde walk into a bar.... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head"""
"Are people with googly eyes better at searching for stuff?"
"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk."
"What do you call the German word for Vaseline? Derweinerslider"