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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle? Attire"

"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"

"My therapist thinks I have a drug problem. My dealer says she's overreacting."

"I got my first kiss from a girl today.... It was milk chocolate."

"Sex with mentally disabled ppl (okay for work) What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome? . . . Slow clap"

"Did you hear about the tennis star who hit his wife? Apparently it was a backhand."

"What's the best part about child molestation jokes? You don't understand it until you're older!"

"What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism."

"Cat: who? Me: what? Cat: when? Me: where? Cat: how? Me: Cat: we need a life Me: we Cat: well Im dead and ur talkin to me so more you Me:"

"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."