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Joke of the Day
"What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism."
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"A fat person doesn't eat what's right but eats what's left."
"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period. You get your palm red for free."
"Sex with my ex was like Disneyland. I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."
"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."
"A blind man walks into an i store ""2 please"""
"What did the Australian sea captain announce when he decided to wank with both arms? All hands on deck"
"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."
"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"
"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."