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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the tennis star who hit his wife? Apparently it was a backhand."
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"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer! What do you call a blind deer without legs? Still no eye deer!"
"While in prison, I asked the Calvinist, ""Why did you kill your family?"" He answered, ""I had to know."""
"[spelling bee finals] JUDGE: your word is ""asterisk"" KID: can you use it in a sentence? JUDGE: *adjusts mic* yes"
"I stay awake at night wondering... I stay awake at night wondering if hooked on phonics has a hotline for addicts."
"The man who invented the dildo sadly passed away. His funeral went just as expected. Only women came."
"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."
"true romantic: I wonder what they're like in bed (bath and beyond)"
"What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common? they're both Paris shooters"
"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."