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Joke of the Day

"Some people are like slinkies They don't do much, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."

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"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."
"Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!"
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a Church and is told to leave He says 'but you can't have mass without me!'"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot"
"Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar? Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss"
"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"
"Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall? Outside of Home Depot...... Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point."
"How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?"