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Joke of the Day
"What does Bill Gates call his manhood? Microsoft."
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"I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction"
"Hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry he woke up"
"Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode? They found it had trouble going in reverse"
"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""
"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person"
"A woman with a strong accent walks into a bar. Going in to order a drink, she asks for a beer. The bartender says ""Anheizer Busch?"" The woman says: ""Good! And how's your prick?"""
"It's cute how ""America's Got Talent"" focuses on singing & dancing instead of our real talents: overeating & complaining."
"I just spent my entire tax return on guacamole."
"A father asks his son ""Son, why are you not hanging out with Mark any more?"" ""Would you want to hang out with someone who is drunk and does drugs every day?"" ""Of course not!"" ""Well, neither does he."""