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Joke of the Day
"There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice."
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"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."
"What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e]-lacs!"
"A blind man walks into a bar... and he falls down and asks for help."
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"Give a man a bed, he'll sleep for a day Put a landmine in the bed, and he'll sleep for the rest of his life"
"If billionaires were allowed to influence the results on American Idol instead of American elections, there would be rioting in the streets."
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"I love the album Abbey Road so much I think I'm going to name my first daughter ""Road."""
"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"