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Joke of the Day

"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Batman's parents."

"I took my new dog outside to go to the bathroom but he didn't like my yard I told him, ""I know it's not the best, but you'll have to make doo."""

"Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from ""Leader of North Korea"" to ""Supreme Leader of North Korea"" by adding sour cream and extra cheese."

"Why don't Natives like snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows."

"Heard a great joke at work today. Now if only I could remember it."

"What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful They get Vlasic surgery"

"June is over? Julying."

"My daughter is such a happy little person she giggles in her sleep, which makes me worry that somehow she's not my biological offspring"