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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it."

"The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris."

"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"

"ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print"

"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."

"Bought some shoes from a drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with, but I have been trippen' all day."

"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."

"I never knew how smart Dolphins were... They are so smart that after only a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish"

"Why is Tigger always dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"

"I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day Just as her husband got home"