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Joke of the Day
"Trolling my FB friends by commenting ""Looking good ;)"" on solo pics of their husbands"
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"The cat puked all over the bath mat so I just tossed it into the trash can. Then I put the bath mat in the washer."
"My dad walked in while I zoomed in on Street fighter Dad: ""Damn son, that girl has some big 'ol titties!"" Me: ""Dad.......thats E. Honda"""
"LPT: If at first you don't succeed Repost in another sub"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White vans"
"Christmas lights remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright."
"Shopping with friend ""Look, triangle-shaped tupperware for your leftover pizza!"" Me: ""What's leftover pizza?"
"I once went to an open air Queen concert. It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening..."
"""That's a wrap, everybody."" ~movie director identifying delicious food"
"The only thing I'd like for you to say behind my back is ""Do you like that?"""