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Joke of the Day

"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"

"I'd like to thank my gps for making me feel like the star of an action movie every time it waits too long to tell me where to turn."

"I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts"

"Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats? Mao"

"A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds... Poor bastard.."

"How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts."

"What concert can you go to for 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"

"Did you see that new porno for necrophiliacs? It's called ""Sex Feet Under""."

"Sitting on the toilet this morning, I was reminded of my first divorce. At first I thought it had been a clean break, but then it got messy and there was lots of paperwork."

"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."