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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates? He had to change his name to J3X CY4"

"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."

"If you're anxious and you know it...Clasp your hands."

"They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun."

"My girl's got the Dubstep of Periods... I'm waiting forever for it to drop"

"What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissy\slap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)"

"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia."

"The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest."

"What's brown & rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Obergruppenfuhrer Akbar of the SS was in the Swiss Alps While walking about he spots a group of fugitives from the Reich. He turns to his men and shouts: ""It's a von Trapp!"""