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Joke of the Day

"They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun."

"What's the fastest form of bread? Scone."

"I told an Aussie friend I was having trouble rooting my phone He replied, ""Maybe try buying it dinner first, mate. """

"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere."

"I feel like I just won the lotto! Because I just paid the IRS a shit ton of tax."

"Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it."

"US Naval Communications"

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Carrying loads of sugar."