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Joke of the Day

"What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissy\slap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)"

"Who ever said time cannot be bought? I bought some thyme yesterday."

"10 ways to cut down on click bait! 1. Don't click 2. Don't click 3. Don't click 4. Don't click 5. Don't click 6. Don't click 7. Don't click 8. Don't click 9. Don't click 10. Don't click"

"What did Hitler say when he didn't receive enough change from the cashier? ""This is neinsense!!"""

"What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy!"

"How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle."

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."

"Your momma is so stupid That her adult child is still reading and downvoting Yo momma jokes."

"Sometimes I walk up to a plant and exhale carbon dioxide all over it. Did I save its life? Maybe. Am I a hero? That's for history to decide."