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Joke of the Day
"The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest."
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"I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere."
"""Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you."" ""Is the male lead obsessed with me?"" ""Yes."" ""I'll do it."""
"What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River"
"Why is childbirth called ""delivery"" and not ""take out?"""
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician? The bag isn't always full of shit!"
"Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man."
"Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing."
"When you walk into a barn You step on some shit. Dammit Bojack."
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler."