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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I go out in public only to discover that my fly is down. Cheer up my little insect friend. Cheer up."

"How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee"

"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"

"What are three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey I'm home."""

"What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong"

"In poland stainless steel is a lot cheaper... However it only applies to the version made in their own country, Stainless Steel Polish...."

"How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management? They hold a runoff election."

"Did you hear about the woman that died with semen in her ear? She didn't even hear him cumming."

"They say a woman knows after 7 seconds whether or not she wants to have sex... Good thing I only last 5."

"My friend works at a circumcision clinic I asked him if he charges alot for his circumcisions He said ""No, I just keep the tips."""