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Joke of the Day

"How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry."

"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"

"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bales"

"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"

"If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision."

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal."

"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."

"A guy walks into a bar... And says, ""Ow."""