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Joke of the Day

"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... ...the third ducked."

"Just another day grabbing random children by the shoulders and screaming ""I'M YOU FROM THE ""FUTURE!"" in their faces.."

"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."

"People who say that they're 'just naturally thin' are also just naturally awful."

"What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer? None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash."

"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."

"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."

"A lion would never (Old joke) A Lion would never cheat on its wife but a Tiger wood."

"Between Man of Steel, This Is The End, and Pacific Rim, I've seen around 5 billion people die this summer. A personal best."